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Offline Fortyz

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I Just coined Gold
« on: 07/10/13, 09:46 PM »
Sing alone here:


I Just coined gold



Sometimes people coin somethin Heroic Thunferforged In ToT,
It just aint you bitch So you just gotta sing

I just coined gold and it felt so good(Felt so good)
A boss let me coin gold from inside of it
I just had 3 coins and I'll never get them back(Never get'em back)
From the nigger boss's gold sack

Have you ever coined gold? I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it in ToT
A boss let me do it, it literally just happened
Coining loot can make a nice man outta the meanest

Can you ever guess what I coined of Jin'Rokh? Not loot
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the worst
When I coined the gold, man, it rolled like 7 times
And I cried to my parents right after I was done

Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
Coined gold, broke down, cried like a bitch and the rest
Was sure pussy of you to do that thing
Everyone does, now sing

I just coined gold and it felt so good(Felt so good)
A boss let me put my coins inside of it
I want to tell the world

To be honest, I'm surprised I even coined it
Doesn't even really make sense, but, man screw it
He drops like 5 things I need, Ill coin jin'rokh every Tuesday night
That good? The best thirty coins of my life

I'm so pissed by a boss's ability to let me coin gold
Cause honestly, I'd be ok with a pile of manure
With that in mind, soft, Heroic TF loot is better
Plus, I wore my chain and my lucky turtle-neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them boss'es
That let us coin shit we already have
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We want to thank you all for Fucking us all

I kept lookin' at my coins(Doesn't matter, get gold)
But I cried the whole time(Doesn't matter, coined gold)
I think this might week 19?(Doesn't matter, coined gold)
They put a pet in my bag (Still counts, coined gold)

I just coined gold and my dreams fell through(Dreams fell through)
So if you coined gold in the last thirty minutes
Then you're qualified to sing with me
I just coined goooooooooooooooollllddddddd (Everybody sing)
And it felt so good (We all coined gold)

Jin'Rokh let me put my coins inside of him (I want to tell the world)
I just coined loot and I'll never go back (No, no, no)
That dropped 10 times I got it.

Offline Spacejam

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Re: I Just coined Gold
« Reply #1 on: 07/10/13, 09:52 PM »
Amazing.

Quote from: 'Blizzard - August 2016'
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Offline Lus

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Re: I Just coined Gold
« Reply #2 on: 07/10/13, 09:55 PM »
im speechless

Offline EtanMoonstar

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Re: I Just coined Gold
« Reply #3 on: 07/10/13, 10:26 PM »
Oh that is simply perfect.
You want to burst them instead of having to stack DP via FoK with Ass!

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Re: I Just coined Gold
« Reply #4 on: 07/11/13, 12:47 AM »
+10
Now if you can just get a voice over for that, it would be +100

Offline Spacejam

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Re: I Just coined Gold
« Reply #5 on: 08/17/13, 02:34 PM »
Still awesome.

Quote from: 'Blizzard - August 2016'
This time around there won't be a content drought.